I Pimped the Children

by “The Epsteins”

 
I pimped the children
But I didn’t commit suicide
I pimped the children
But I surely didn’t kill myself

All around in my home town
They were trying to track my clients down
Now they say they want me to plead guilty
To the killing of yours truly
To the crime of strangling me, but I say

I pimped the children
But you know I didn’t kill myself
I pimped the children
But I surely didn’t strangle myself

Sheriff Bill he always loved me
And why that was we all know
He flew round the world with me and my girls
To enjoy them before they grow
Enjoy them before they grow
“He’s guilty but he’ll never pay”

I pimped the children
But I didn’t commit suicide
I pimped the children
But I surely didn’t kill myself

The Duke of York came my way one day
We had a royal good time
20 years later they hanged charges on me
But Andy won’t be charged with a crime
And you know he won’t be doing time

I pimped the children
But I didn’t commit suicide
I pimped the children
But I surely didn’t kill myself

You know I’d never do a thing like that
I couldn’t hurt a flea if that flea was me
Just a pseudo-rich sod diggin’ dirt for Mossad
Now it’s too late to cop a plea
And my clients they all go free
And my bosses they all walk free
“They’re guilty but they’ll never pay”

I pimped the children
But I didn’t commit suicide
I pimped the children
But I surely didn’t kill myself

 

(apologies to Bob Marley)